Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Five Shopping Cart Solutions Your Business Can’t Do Without — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

Five Shopping Cart Solutions Your Business Can’t Do Without — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

cryptonaut-in-exile: Happy 80th Willie!

cryptonaut-in-exile: Happy 80th Willie!: If I were President, I'd find an excuse to pin a medal on the Red-Headed Stranger. He may be a part outlaw, part fool, part genius, part...

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Bread

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Bread: Put your flour into A good deep mug, Which will bear a weight And many a tug. To six pounds of flour Three spoonfuls of barm*, Mixed ...

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Stewed Duck and Peas

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Stewed Duck and Peas: I give thee all my kitchen lore, Though poor the offering be; I'll tell thee how 'tis cooked, before You come to dine with me. T...

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Audio of "Receipt For a Winter Salad"

Recipes in Rhyme: Culinary Adventures: Audio of "Receipt For a Winter Salad": Audio of. Click here .

James Duckett: Getting Ready for Buttersmiths'

James Duckett: Getting Ready for Buttersmiths': Last summer, I got the privilege to meet Adam Sidwell when he was doing a book signing after releasing Evertaster. Adam was talented, engag...

Robert Scoble Gets Help For Google Glass Shower Scene - The Chris Voss Show

Robert Scoble Gets Help For Google Glass Shower Scene - The Chris Voss Show

Transforming the Edinburgh Dungeon - Edinburgh Reviews

Transforming the Edinburgh Dungeon - Edinburgh Reviews

“The Flame Wife” sells to Nightfall Magazine – Brent Knowles

“The Flame Wife” sells to Nightfall Magazine – Brent Knowles

Financial Services IT Solutions – Frank Hirth – Citrix Customer Success – Case Study - Citrix

Financial Services IT Solutions – Frank Hirth – Citrix Customer Success – Case Study - Citrix

Why do positive people do negative things? 3 ideas for a better mind ~ By Victor Sinclair | Positive Imperative

Why do positive people do negative things? 3 ideas for a better mind ~ By Victor Sinclair | Positive Imperative

Bulk Up the Right Way | Wellness people

Bulk Up the Right Way | Wellness people

Adventures in Tulip Town | Marcelle Allen

Adventures in Tulip Town | Marcelle Allen

Mak's Noodle - Best Wonton Noodles In Hong Kong? | AspirantSG

Mak's Noodle - Best Wonton Noodles In Hong Kong? | AspirantSG

New 'IndiePro' theme for musicians, filmmakers, artists, bloggers and more - NationBuilder

New 'IndiePro' theme for musicians, filmmakers, artists, bloggers and more - NationBuilder

World Of Social Media: A Website Performance Test Should be in Your Future

World Of Social Media: A Website Performance Test Should be in Your Future

Monday, April 29, 2013

Spring Cleaning $129 Domain Sale | Doma.in

Spring Cleaning $129 Domain Sale | Doma.in

Robert Scoble Google Glasses Shower Horror Scene @Scobleizer - The Chris Voss Show

Robert Scoble Google Glasses Shower Horror Scene @Scobleizer - The Chris Voss Show

Is iOS 7 Being Tested In Jakarta Indonesia?

Is iOS 7 Being Tested In Jakarta Indonesia?

The Poetry of Marketing

The Poetry of Marketing

RoME Return on Marketing Effort

RoME Return on Marketing Effort

How to Get More Community Involvement for your Cause -

How to Get More Community Involvement for your Cause -

The Art of a Contract

The Art of a Contract

Democracy is Not a Spectator Sport – Omaha Self Reliance – Billions Rising

Democracy is Not a Spectator Sport – Omaha Self Reliance – Billions Rising

Should be sedated...: Guest blogs...

Should be sedated...: Guest blogs...: I think it would be rewarding / Interesting / fun, to have guest bloggers contribute to either Should be Sedated or Pure Sites my company b...

6 Ways to Instantly Blow Up Your Instagram

6 Ways to Instantly Blow Up Your Instagram

Best Google Adsense Alternative for Bloggers- Easiest Self serve Platform ~ Papa Blogger

Best Google Adsense Alternative for Bloggers- Easiest Self serve Platform ~ Papa Blogger

Our 5 favourite new Windows Phone apps of the week

Our 5 favourite new Windows Phone apps of the week

10 Essential Tips for Child Safety Online

10 Essential Tips for Child Safety Online

LED Grow Light Panel 14 W | LED-Lämpli.ch

LED Grow Light Panel 14 W | LED-Lämpli.ch

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

Why Are You Eating Transgenic Food? - Stockton Aloe 1

Why Are You Eating Transgenic Food? - Stockton Aloe 1

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Cybersecurity Can Be Dangerous to Your Health -

Cybersecurity Can Be Dangerous to Your Health -

The Power of Social Media… Myth?

The Power of Social Media… Myth?

Tips for Effective Meetings | westXdesignwestXdesign

Tips for Effective Meetings | westXdesignwestXdesign

Literary Directory of authors, best books and literary information.

Literary Directory of authors, best books and literary information.

Reinventing The Wallet With The Innovative TGT Wallet

Reinventing The Wallet With The Innovative TGT Wallet

Goldschmiede Plaar in Osnabrück: Gewölbte Trauringe aus Silber und Gold - convex weddingrings silver and gold

Goldschmiede Plaar in Osnabrück: Gewölbte Trauringe aus Silber und Gold - convex weddingrings silver and gold

Students Want an Education -

Students Want an Education -

6 ways to take better Nokia Lumia photos

6 ways to take better Nokia Lumia photos

Hitchhiker’s guide to the elearning galaxy - TalentLMS Blog

Hitchhiker’s guide to the elearning galaxy - TalentLMS Blog
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee pot and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike. When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss said, "What's the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?" "My sense of humor is fine," Mike said. "But I don't have to laugh. I'm quitting tomorrow." A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign...only somebody was standing in front of the "S"! An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The Amish man said, "No." "Legally, that paper says we can." replied the worker. As he turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture. As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man hollered, "Show HIM your paper!" There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor. One day one of the workers, Peter by name, takes the elevator to the top floor, and it is subsequently needed on the first floor by the priest. Unfortunately, Peter forgot and left the door open. After the priest rings for the elevator a couple times, to no avail, he yells up for the worker to send the lift back down. Visitors to the cathedral were treated to this sight: The priest of the cathedral, head tipped up, yelling up to the heavens: "Peter! CLOSE THE GATES!!!" A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man' 'Well I'll be darned' the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper. The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologized. 'I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

cryptonaut-in-exile: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS - "I think I'm...

cryptonaut-in-exile: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS - "I think I'm...: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS Series 7, Story 11 (Overall Series Story #236) The scent of fan service is strong on this one. So, a...

Friday, April 26, 2013

Morgan Drexen Displays Commitment to Pacific Symphony, Classical Music

Morgan Drexen Displays Commitment to Pacific Symphony, Classical Music

Gigabot 3D Printer Allows Insane 24-Cubic Inch Objects To Be Printed

Gigabot 3D Printer Allows Insane 24-Cubic Inch Objects To Be Printed

Thermochromic Workout Shirts Change Color With Your Body Temperature

Thermochromic Workout Shirts Change Color With Your Body Temperature

World's Smallest Cell Phone Charger Is Smaller Than You Think

World's Smallest Cell Phone Charger Is Smaller Than You Think

Reinventing The Wallet With The Innovative TGT Wallet

Reinventing The Wallet With The Innovative TGT Wallet

Translations of thanks / thank you in many languages

Translations of thanks / thank you in many languages

Twitter on Taxes [INFOGRAPHIC]

Twitter on Taxes [INFOGRAPHIC]

Keeping things Pinteresting with your Trade Show Display

Keeping things Pinteresting with your Trade Show Display

Niagara Parks Butterfly Conservatory Photos | RobertRoss.ca

Niagara Parks Butterfly Conservatory Photos | RobertRoss.ca

The Authentic Life of a Blogger — Life, For Instance

The Authentic Life of a Blogger — Life, For Instance

Paying It Forward | Spicie.com

Paying It Forward | Spicie.com

How to Run a Contest on Facebook (The Right Way)

How to Run a Contest on Facebook (The Right Way)

9 Best Strategies for Google+ - Social Media & Corporate Branding Strategist, Business Coach, Social Media Training, Social Media Speaker | KimGarst.com

9 Best Strategies for Google+ - Social Media & Corporate Branding Strategist, Business Coach, Social Media Training, Social Media Speaker | KimGarst.com

Fleas and Ticks and Mosquitoes, Oh My!

Fleas and Ticks and Mosquitoes, Oh My!

Ubuntu 13.04 Released | CONNECTwww.com

Ubuntu 13.04 Released | CONNECTwww.com

www.paganics.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/WormInfographic01.png

www.paganics.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/WormInfographic01.png

Thursday, April 25, 2013

HTC One vs Samsung Galaxy Note 2 #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

HTC One vs Samsung Galaxy Note 2 #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

Social Media : An effective tool for Knowledge Management?

Social Media : An effective tool for Knowledge Management?

WordPress SEO for Dummies | Brad S. Knutson

WordPress SEO for Dummies | Brad S. Knutson

HTC One vs iPhone 5 #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

HTC One vs iPhone 5 #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

How To Capitalize on [X]Pendapalooza Gains

How To Capitalize on [X]Pendapalooza Gains

Your LinkedIn Company Page May Be Muted

Your LinkedIn Company Page May Be Muted

TwittoScope Update's: 3D Animated Film, Made in a week

TwittoScope Update's: 3D Animated Film, Made in a week: Check out our latest video, Please comment or share...

Should be sedated...: A parent’s view on this measles thing...

Should be sedated...: A parent’s view on this measles thing...: For those that haven't seen it in the news there has been a measles outbreak in Wales over the last few weeks. This has resulted in se...

Should be sedated...: A parent’s view on this measles thing...

Should be sedated...: A parent’s view on this measles thing...: For those that haven't seen it in the news there has been a measles outbreak in Wales over the last few weeks. This has resulted in se...

World's Smallest Cell Phone Charger Is Smaller Than You Think

World's Smallest Cell Phone Charger Is Smaller Than You Think

Facebook's Mission Statement [COMIC]

Facebook's Mission Statement [COMIC]

The BlackBerry Q10: The QWERTY Comeback?

The BlackBerry Q10: The QWERTY Comeback?

5 Tasks with 5 Online SEO Tools: Doing a Quick Site Audit - Sunset SEO

5 Tasks with 5 Online SEO Tools: Doing a Quick Site Audit - Sunset SEO

Margaret Thatcher Infographic Compared to other Prime Ministers

Margaret Thatcher Infographic Compared to other Prime Ministers

Synonymosum - Synonym dictionary - words and their synonyms

Synonymosum - Synonym dictionary - words and their synonyms

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

HTC First Review #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

HTC First Review #attmobilereview - The Chris Voss Show

Home » Copp Media Services, Inc.

Home » Copp Media Services, Inc.

Apple Worldwide Developers Conference set for June 10-14

Apple Worldwide Developers Conference set for June 10-14

Servant Leadership: What I Learned About Community From #smmw13 | Social Notz

Servant Leadership: What I Learned About Community From #smmw13 | Social Notz

Got Teens? Online Privacy Issues Concern Parents

Got Teens? Online Privacy Issues Concern Parents

How iPads Enhance A Trade Show Display - And Are More Green In The Process

How iPads Enhance A Trade Show Display - And Are More Green In The Process

How the Nokia Open Song Project reinvented music videos

How the Nokia Open Song Project reinvented music videos

Wired Contest: Fandango ‘Weekend Ticket’ Prize Pack Giveaway | Allie is Wired

Wired Contest: Fandango ‘Weekend Ticket’ Prize Pack Giveaway | Allie is Wired

16 Tips to Protect Your Computer in 2013 - Dynamic Solutions Group

16 Tips to Protect Your Computer in 2013 - Dynamic Solutions Group

To Do Lists – Why Are Some Tasks More Difficult To Complete? | Fun Team Building Activities on WordPress.com

To Do Lists – Why Are Some Tasks More Difficult To Complete? | Fun Team Building Activities on WordPress.com: The Most Fun Corporate Events (by James Coakes)

The New Online Coupon Strategy Marketing [infographic] -

The New Online Coupon Strategy Marketing [infographic] -

Why are People Unsubscribing From My Emails? | mailPlants.com

Why are People Unsubscribing From My Emails? | mailPlants.com

Santa Chiara, Napoli | Artrotter's Blog

Santa Chiara, Napoli | Artrotter's Blog

Lucio Fontana al Museo del Novecento di Milano | Artrotter's Blog

Lucio Fontana al Museo del Novecento di Milano | Artrotter's Blog

Pet Transport Company:Pet Shipping Company:Ground Relocation

Pet Transport Company:Pet Shipping Company:Ground Relocation

Can Social Media Help Me Find a Job? - Resumebear Online Resume

Can Social Media Help Me Find a Job? - Resumebear Online Resume

Got Teens? Online Privacy Issues Concern Parents - ZoneAlarm Blog

Got Teens? Online Privacy Issues Concern Parents - ZoneAlarm Blog

‘Locke & Key’ Tribute

‘Locke & Key’ Tribute

Google+ SEO: How Do You Do It?

Google+ SEO: How Do You Do It?

Wayne Mansfield: Trolls - How to deal with them courtesy of Paulo C...

Wayne Mansfield: Trolls - How to deal with them courtesy of Paulo C...: Manual for killing trolls by  PAULO COELHO  on  FEBRUARY 4, 2013 EM PORTUGUES AQUI:  Como matar um troll EN ESPANOL AQUI:   Como...

Wayne Mansfield: Too Old for Fun...

Wayne Mansfield: Too Old for Fun...: Opening Night of Adam Brand Beccy Cole Tour  Friday evening saw Joanne, Lurline and I at the opening night of the I WAS HERE tour fea...

Wayne Mansfield: Political Correctness gone crazy

Wayne Mansfield: Political Correctness gone crazy: Wayne Mansfield How should you react to feedback that accuses you of being "offensive and insensitive?" I got just such an em...

Wayne Mansfield: 13 Benefits Being Anti-Social brings...

Wayne Mansfield: 13 Benefits Being Anti-Social brings...: That's a no then for a "drink after work...." Ben Settle send crazy emails... this grabbed my fancy: Here are 13 reasons...

How a Tweet Toppled the US Stock Market in Seconds

How a Tweet Toppled the US Stock Market in Seconds

Soft Proofing in Lightroom - Scot Baston | TipSquirrel

Soft Proofing in Lightroom - Scot Baston | TipSquirrel

Is Inbound Writer worth paying for?

Is Inbound Writer worth paying for?

Basic Math Is Really All You Need | Phoenix Legends Cashflow

Basic Math Is Really All You Need | Phoenix Legends Cashflow

Social Media for Events - social media marketing, public wifi, e-ticketing, business models

Social Media for Events - social media marketing, public wifi, e-ticketing, business models

What is the true cost of bad customer service #infographic -

What is the true cost of bad customer service #infographic -

Brueghel | Artrotter's Blog

Brueghel | Artrotter's Blog

Modigliani, Soutine e la collezione Jonas Netter | Artrotter's Blog

Modigliani, Soutine e la collezione Jonas Netter | Artrotter's Blog

Social Media Marketing Services by Shrushti.Com

Social Media Marketing Services by Shrushti.Com

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Why Twitter Rules the World (and Why Intrusion Prevention is so Important) | Blogging Idol | Blogosphere

Why Twitter Rules the World (and Why Intrusion Prevention is so Important) | Blogging Idol | Blogosphere

Students and the Underserved Youth Building Tech Startups & Jobs | Indiegogo

Students and the Underserved Youth Building Tech Startups & Jobs | Indiegogo

PlanetBenny

PlanetBenny

Social Media for Events - social media marketing, public wifi, e-ticketing, business models

Social Media for Events - social media marketing, public wifi, e-ticketing, business models

Visual Twitter. 36% of al Links are Images [inforgraphic] – Profitable Social Media X

Visual Twitter. 36% of al Links are Images [inforgraphic] – Profitable Social Media X
Exploring Berlin (via http://www.findingtheuniverse.com)

Berlin is a hell of city. I’ve had the privilege of visiting a number of times, and each time it has delighted and educated me in equal parts. Part of this is due to the amount of recent history, from the horrors of the second world war, through to the collapse of the wall. It’s also a hive of…

Facebook & SEO: 5 Ways To Optimize Your Business Page

Facebook & SEO: 5 Ways To Optimize Your Business Page

Evolution of the Credit Card: Motion Graphic - Intuit Payments

Evolution of the Credit Card: Motion Graphic - Intuit Payments

Startup SEO Checklist | Brad S. Knutson

Startup SEO Checklist | Brad S. Knutson

Column Five's "Child of the '90s" Video for Internet Explorer

Column Five's "Child of the '90s" Video for Internet Explorer

The Soured Peach – How to Avoid a Customer Service Nightmare | EatSt.

The Soured Peach – How to Avoid a Customer Service Nightmare | EatSt.

The Teddy Bear Melee - Avoiding Customer Service Nightmares

The Teddy Bear Melee - Avoiding Customer Service Nightmares

Goldschmiede Plaar in Osnabrück

Goldschmiede Plaar in Osnabrück

The Best Ways To Engage Social Media Users – infographic

The Best Ways To Engage Social Media Users – infographic

Promoting Your Project — Lessons Learned — Medium

Promoting Your Project — Lessons Learned — Medium

LED Grow Light Panel 14 W | LED-Lämpli.ch

LED Grow Light Panel 14 W | LED-Lämpli.ch

10 Essential Tips for Child Safety Online

10 Essential Tips for Child Safety Online

Southern Author: Nothing Harder To Swallow

Southern Author: Nothing Harder To Swallow: There is nothing harder in life than swallowing our pride.  Asking someone to forgive us when we have wronged them in one way or another.  I...

Monday, April 22, 2013

Sniffing For Bombs: Meet America's most elite dogs - CBS News

Sniffing For Bombs: Meet America's most elite dogs - CBS News

Evolution of the Credit Card: Motion Graphic - Intuit Payments

Evolution of the Credit Card: Motion Graphic - Intuit Payments

Rippln Investigation: Is It A MLM Pyramid Scheme Scam? - The Chris Voss Show

Rippln Investigation: Is It A MLM Pyramid Scheme Scam? - The Chris Voss Show

Morgan Drexen

Job Opportunities

Black Hat SEO – Mortal Sins to Avoid in SEO | SEO Articles

Black Hat SEO – Mortal Sins to Avoid in SEO | SEO Articles

Knowledge Is Power | Phoenix Legends Cashflow

Knowledge Is Power | Phoenix Legends Cashflow

Honesty in your career search, and finding a better path forward. A candid conversation with Erika Napoletano. | Technical IntegrityTechnical Integrity

Honesty in your career search, and finding a better path forward. A candid conversation with Erika Napoletano. | Technical IntegrityTechnical Integrity

8 Ways to Create Content Google Will Devour

8 Ways to Create Content Google Will Devour

Roadmap for Social Public Relations

Roadmap for Social Public Relations

Sunday, April 21, 2013

HTC One Review With Benchmarks - The Chris Voss Show

HTC One Review With Benchmarks - The Chris Voss Show

Best Time To Send eMails and Open Rates #infographic -

Best Time To Send eMails and Open Rates #infographic -

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

‘Top Chef’ The Cruise | Allie is Wired

‘Top Chef’ The Cruise | Allie is Wired

All-time Youtube Sensations and Virals – infographic

All-time Youtube Sensations and Virals – infographic

Sunday Silliness

One day at an old country church, there was to be a double sermon. First, there was a young preacher boy that would preach his first sermon. After him, an old veteran preacher that was well respected in the comunity was to preach.

All of the "pre-preaching" things took place. There was good singing and nice specials among other things. These all went very well.

Well, as the time for the young preacher to preach came closer, he realized something very dreadful. He leaned over to the old preacher who was sitting next to him and said, "I forgot my Bible, and all of my notes are in it!"

The veteran preacher seemed cool and calm as he replied, "Don't worry son, God will provide. Here, use my Bible. Just speak what's on your heart, and I'm sure God will bless it."

The young man hesitantly took the old Bible, and made his way to the pulpit. Well, this preacher just started preaching away, and had a great time doing it too. The sermon he preached was so great, that at the end when there was an alter call, nearly the entire church came forward. The boy was relieved as he left the pulpit and made his way to his seat.

During the message, the old preacher started to listen to the sermon closely, as it seemed very familiar. After a few minutes, he realized what had happened. The young preacher found the notes that he was going to use for the sermon that he was about to preach. He got very nervous as the boy came down to him. "Now what am I going to do?"

The young preacher calmly said, "Don't worry. God will provide!"




A real-estate agent was driving around with a trainee when she saw a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign out front.

After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there" would help. Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing.

"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale."

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One nun took the glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey the nuns had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

The nun took the glass back to Mother Superior's bedside, and held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had downed the whole glass, down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

Mother Superior slowly raised her head, and with a pious look on her face whispered, "Don't sell that cow"

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
 

A convict managed to escape from prison, and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. 

So not to be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back roads; until he finally reached his wife's house. 

When he reached the house, he rang the bell, his wife opened the door and screamed, "You lousy bum! Where have you been? You escaped more than six hours ago!"

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife:

"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" the grandson asked.

"You're coming empty handed ... ?" she asked?

After a particularly poor round of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" 

"Yes," the golfer responded. 

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" 

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

cryptonaut-in-exile: Hide - "Don't trust him. He's got a sliver of ice ...

cryptonaut-in-exile: Hide - "Don't trust him. He's got a sliver of ice ...: Hide Series 7, Story 10 (Overall Series Story #235) Doctor Who has a rich tradition of gothic, ghostly, horror-tinged stories. &qu...

cryptonaut-in-exile: Hide - "Don't trust him. He's got a sliver of ice ...

cryptonaut-in-exile: Hide - "Don't trust him. He's got a sliver of ice ...: Hide Series 7, Story 10 (Overall Series Story #235) Doctor Who has a rich tradition of gothic, ghostly, horror-tinged stories. &qu...

10 real life stories of indestructible Nokia Lumias

10 real life stories of indestructible Nokia Lumias

The Pre pay as you go blog - mobile phone tech news, reviews & opinions from UK users and retailers

The Pre pay as you go blog - mobile phone tech news, reviews & opinions from UK users and retailers

Yahoo is shutting down Yahoo! Deals,Yahoo! Kids and some more | CONNECTwww.com

Yahoo is shutting down Yahoo! Deals,Yahoo! Kids and some more | CONNECTwww.com

CISPA is a comprehensive con job designed to pull the veil over the eyes of the world | Techi.com

CISPA is a comprehensive con job designed to pull the veil over the eyes of the world | Techi.com

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Arrested In New Orleans? — New Orleans Criminal Attorney | New Orleans Criminal Defense Attorney Blog

Arrested In New Orleans? — New Orleans Criminal Attorney | New Orleans Criminal Defense Attorney Blog

What is the difference between number one and number 2 in Google?

What is the difference between number one and number 2 in Google?

Disabled Sports USA – Adaptive Sports

Disabled Sports USA – Adaptive Sports

5 Ways to Increase Engagement on Facebook Fan Pages

5 Ways to Increase Engagement on Facebook Fan Pages

Content Marketing with Authorship and DiY Process is the Perfect Storm

Content Marketing with Authorship and DiY Process is the Perfect Storm

Social Media Business 101 | Paul Montelongo

Social Media Business 101 | Paul Montelongo

Our Cookie Journal: This Book Belongs To ...

Our Cookie Journal: This Book Belongs To ...: I have been making entries in Our Cookie Journal for nearly 20 years. In 1993, my sister gave me a blank journal with a Christmas-y c...

TwittoScope Update's: The All New Facebook Home, Check this video out

TwittoScope Update's: The All New Facebook Home, Check this video out: Check the video out to get an exclusive look into the World of the Facebook Home App, Only on certain mobile phone's Enjoy and p...

random ramblings: Bitcoins - Is crypto-currency the future?

random ramblings: Bitcoins - Is crypto-currency the future?: by Uwe B. Meding Bitcoins are magic. The promise of the virtual currency or crypto-currency to work flawlessly is fascinating. Especial...

The Anatomy of Going Viral -

The Anatomy of Going Viral -

Open Source Saturday - An Economy built on Open Source?

Open Source Saturday - An Economy built on Open Source?: A strange thing happened over the past few years...a new Digital Economy has started to emerge around us.  I had been hearing about Bitcoins and wondering if it was just one of those fads that woul...

The Anatomy of Going Viral -

The Anatomy of Going Viral -

New Twitter #Music App Sees Recommendations Based On Tweets And Followers | SocialSafe Blog

New Twitter #Music App Sees Recommendations Based On Tweets And Followers | SocialSafe Blog

Friday, April 19, 2013

PR Friendly Mom Blogger -MomsReview4You: The Color Run is coming to Salt Lake City, UT on A...

PR Friendly Mom Blogger -MomsReview4You: The Color Run is coming to Salt Lake City, UT on A...: The Color Run™, AKA, the Happiest 5k on the Planet,  is coming to Salt Lake City, UT on August 24th and I AM going to be there! I hope...

Learn How Celebrities Lose Weight

Learn How Celebrities Lose Weight

You Are Perfect » Work With Roman

You Are Perfect » Work With Roman

Nalivpero za kralja - penkalica.com

Nalivpero za kralja - penkalica.com: penkalica.com -

noizmuziq - Music on Google Play

noizmuziq - Music on Google Play

cryptonaut-in-exile: Cold War - "He wants to speak to the organ grinder...

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Why Facebook Will Be Hard to Topple

Why Facebook Will Be Hard to Topple

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The Growth of Online Filing [INFOGRAPHIC]

10 Windows Phone photo apps recommended by Reddit

10 Windows Phone photo apps recommended by Reddit

How to Recognize Employees [INFOGRAPHIC] - Salesforce Blog

How to Recognize Employees [INFOGRAPHIC] - Salesforce Blog

How to Rise Above Lackluster Content - Making Your Content Marketing Work for You - YouMoz | SEOmoz

How to Rise Above Lackluster Content - Making Your Content Marketing Work for You - YouMoz | SEOmoz

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Samsung Galaxy S4: Sensor Lowdown

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Infographic: Technology Development Stages for Kids

The #SocialNetworking Golden Rule

The #SocialNetworking Golden Rule

Gucci Museum in Florence, Italy | Artrotter's Blog

Gucci Museum in Florence, Italy | Artrotter's Blog

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Infographic: Technology Development Stages for Kids

Infographic: Technology Development Stages for Kids

The Temple on a Volcano: Phanom Rung, Thailand

The Temple on a Volcano: Phanom Rung, Thailand

Seagate Wireless Plus Review @Seagate - The Chris Voss Show

Seagate Wireless Plus Review @Seagate - The Chris Voss Show

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SocialSafe, the Social Network Back-Up Tool - State of Search

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5 Ways to Build a Massive Online Community

5 Ways to Build a Massive Online Community

Boldini e De Pisis a Firenze | Artrotter's Blog

Boldini e De Pisis a Firenze | Artrotter's Blog

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Logos of London

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Flip out over the world’s greatest Nokia Lumia 920 freerunning video

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Seagate Slim Review @Seagate - The Chris Voss Show

Seagate Slim Review @Seagate - The Chris Voss Show

Social Media For Mom's Kimberly Reynolds 04/15 by Deborah Shane | Blog Talk Radio

Social Media For Mom's Kimberly Reynolds 04/15 by Deborah Shane | Blog Talk Radio

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6 Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Start Work On Your Home Office

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10 Très Jolis Couchés De Soleil / 10 Great Sunsets Caught On Camera | Richard Blaquiere

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US consumer use of social media to make purchasing decisions – infographic

US consumer use of social media to make purchasing decisions – infographic

Volunteers Change the World - Be The Change for Animals

Volunteers Change the World - Be The Change for Animals

It’s My Hub | I am an entrepreneur: Steven Johnson

It’s My Hub | I am an entrepreneur: Steven Johnson

12 Types Of Social Media Users – infographic

12 Types Of Social Media Users – infographic

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

(Hash)Tag, Your Company Is 'It'

(Hash)Tag, Your Company Is 'It'

A Century of Income Taxes: The History of Tax Day [Infographic]

A Century of Income Taxes: The History of Tax Day [Infographic]

Infographic: 6 Ways to Incorporate Video into Your Marketing Strategy

Infographic: 6 Ways to Incorporate Video into Your Marketing Strategy

Google Affiliate Network Shuts Down

Google Affiliate Network Shuts Down

Beginners Guide To Mining Bitcoin on Your iMac

Beginners Guide To Mining Bitcoin on Your iMac

Peak Oil News: 4/16/13

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10 quotes about the Nokia Lumia 920′s camera you need to read

I’m David Brier, Chief Gravity Defyer of DBD International, and This is How I Power My Business — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

I’m David Brier, Chief Gravity Defyer of DBD International, and This is How I Power My Business — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

Advantages of HTML5 VIDEO Tag. What is Video tag in HTML5. | ProWebGuru

Advantages of HTML5 VIDEO Tag. What is Video tag in HTML5. | ProWebGuru

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Jack Hoffman and The Nebraska Cornhuskers Give Us Viral Inspiration - Ultimate Social Blog

Jack Hoffman and The Nebraska Cornhuskers Give Us Viral Inspiration - Ultimate Social Blog

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How to Change Your Facebook Brand Page Name/Username (vanity URL)

Can Juicing Prevent Heart Disease?

Can Juicing Prevent Heart Disease?

Samsung Galaxy S4 vs Sony Xperia Z: A Comparison

Samsung Galaxy S4 vs Sony Xperia Z: A Comparison

Monday, April 15, 2013

Entrepreneur Interview: Warren Whitlock, Carbon Digits : Business Info Guide: Small Business, Internet Marketing, Entrepreneur Interviews & Resources

Entrepreneur Interview: Warren Whitlock, Carbon Digits : Business Info Guide: Small Business, Internet Marketing, Entrepreneur Interviews & Resources

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Monetising activities of customers and motivating them to solve your problems. - Dogdish Technologies, Blog

US urges talks as world watches for N. Korea missile

US urges talks as world watches for N. Korea missile

Top Takeaways from Social Media Marketing World 2013

Top Takeaways from Social Media Marketing World 2013

Social Media For Mom's Kimberly Reynolds 04/15 by Deborah Shane | Blog Talk Radio

Social Media For Mom's Kimberly Reynolds 04/15 by Deborah Shane | Blog Talk Radio

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15 Google Calendar Tricks by PC Supporter | PC Supporter

15 Google Calendar Tricks by PC Supporter | PC Supporter

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Homocystiene - the biggest unspoken risk contributor to cholestrol. | ShareNoesis

Diabetic Diet Guidelines | ShareNoesis

Diabetic Diet Guidelines | ShareNoesis

What Is Microstock Photography & How To Make Money From This - Make your ideas Art

What Is Microstock Photography & How To Make Money From This - Make your ideas Art

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Influential Blogger: Fitness is a lifestyle, not a quick fix: Strength ...

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Sunday, April 14, 2013

10 Biggest Mistakes In Starting A Small Business

10 Biggest Mistakes In Starting A Small Business

From CRM to VRM – Customers are Taking Charge | Doug Wolfgram

From CRM to VRM – Customers are Taking Charge | Doug Wolfgram

Sunday Silliness

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. 

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."


After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed Little Johnny in the chair. 

"I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When Little Johnny's haircut was complete and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said Little Johnny. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, kid, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"


I have a buddy who helps coordinate training for visually-impaired adults.

Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it difficult for them to distinguish facial features. He had just been assigned to a new group and was introducing himself. Knowing that many in the group would not be able to see him well, he jokingly said, "For those of you who can't see me, I've been told that I look like a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford."

He is retiring that line after one woman called out, "We're not THAT blind!"


Soon after their last child left home for college, a couple was sitting quietly on the couch. The husband was resting next to his wife on the couch with his head in her lap. She carefully removed his glasses.

"You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."

"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"


Customer Relationship Management (CRM) and Social Media; evolution, convergence or both? - Dogdish Technologies, Blog

Customer Relationship Management (CRM) and Social Media; evolution, convergence or both? - Dogdish Technologies, Blog

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Infographic: How sales has evolved since the Mad Men era

Infographic: How sales has evolved since the Mad Men era

Corgi Cuteness - Cute Corgi dog & puppy pictures and videos.

Corgi Cuteness - Cute Corgi dog & puppy pictures and videos.

5 awesomely artistic Windows Phone Start screens

5 awesomely artistic Windows Phone Start screens

Blogging is great for developing your Writing ...

Blogging is great for developing your Writing ...

What Does Health And Wellness Mean To You?

What Does Health And Wellness Mean To You?

Open Source Saturday - Photoshop Alternative

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How to be found in Google - without paying for it - attraction marketing #visalus #dietniche - Vi (UK) Visalus from America Hits the UK

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Reports and Data Visualization - Dogdish Technologies, Blog

Reports and Data Visualization - Dogdish Technologies, Blog

If Home gets mass adoption, Facebook just won the mobile internet | Techi.com

If Home gets mass adoption, Facebook just won the mobile internet | Techi.com

The Apple iPhone 5S Could Be A Major Refresh After All

The Apple iPhone 5S Could Be A Major Refresh After All

Infographic: Understanding the Fundamentals of Student Loans

Infographic: Understanding the Fundamentals of Student Loans

4 Ways To Use Gadgets & Online Services To Find Love

4 Ways To Use Gadgets & Online Services To Find Love

The Importance Of Autism Awareness Through A Mother’s Eyes

The Importance Of Autism Awareness Through A Mother’s Eyes

All Grown Up: The Cost of Raising a Child [Infographic]

All Grown Up: The Cost of Raising a Child [Infographic]

Marketing Chap: How my chums and I fixed LinkedIn

Marketing Chap: How my chums and I fixed LinkedIn: LinkedIn is a bit of a queer duck, isn't it chaps? What I mean is, it stands apart from other major social media platforms on sever...

Google Improves the Design and Experience of Google Places for Business — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

Google Improves the Design and Experience of Google Places for Business — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

How To Use Google Hangouts To Grow Your Online Business

How To Use Google Hangouts To Grow Your Online Business

News, New Stock and What’s in Store!

News, New Stock and What’s in Store!

The 5 Nokia Lumia Switch Pitch videos we love best

The 5 Nokia Lumia Switch Pitch videos we love best

Meet the winners of the Nokia Music Short Film Comp

Meet the winners of the Nokia Music Short Film Comp

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

March 2013 Flash Contest Winners | Austin Briggs

March 2013 Flash Contest Winners | Austin Briggs

ARTELT.com : unified communications & collaboration - speech technology - cultural change management

ARTELT.com : unified communications & collaboration - speech technology - cultural change management

Employers Exploring Private Benefit Exchanges (Part 2) - Mercer

Employers Exploring Private Benefit Exchanges (Part 2) - Mercer

Buried in Details: Why We Focus on Things That Don’t Matter in Business

Buried in Details: Why We Focus on Things That Don’t Matter in Business

5 Of The Most Unique Ideas In The Business World

5 Of The Most Unique Ideas In The Business World

How exposure helps you take better smartphone portraits

How exposure helps you take better smartphone portraits

Could Freeware Really Replace Enterprise Software? | Blogging Idol | Blogosphere

Could Freeware Really Replace Enterprise Software? | Blogging Idol | Blogosphere

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Greener Shows Spotlight: Portland, OregonEpic Displays

Greener Shows Spotlight: Portland, OregonEpic Displays

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March Social Media Madness is Heating Up [INFOGRAPHIC]

Managing Logins

Managing Logins

Bring In More Business To Your Company In Three Easy Steps

Bring In More Business To Your Company In Three Easy Steps

DRAWN TO FURY - MOVING FORWARD OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

Helping Articles | The Helpful Article Directory!

Helping Articles | The Helpful Article Directory!

3 Ways To Generate Big Buzz With Your Content

3 Ways To Generate Big Buzz With Your Content

How to Use Video Marketing To Get More Sales and Increase ROI

How to Use Video Marketing To Get More Sales and Increase ROI

Houston's own Silicon Valley? New co-working space tries to turn EaDo into a tech hot spot - 2012-Jun-11 - CultureMap Houston

Houston's own Silicon Valley? New co-working space tries to turn EaDo into a tech hot spot - 2012-Jun-11 - CultureMap Houston

Best Diet Tips Of The Month

Best Diet Tips Of The Month

Foodie.fm - Blog - Closet cook: How to tell if you’re a natural chef

Foodie.fm - Blog - Closet cook: How to tell if you’re a natural chef

5 ways you can use NFC right now

5 ways you can use NFC right now

Monday, April 1, 2013

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

5 cool videos for Nokia Lumia lovers we found on the Web this week

Samsung Galaxy Note 2 Tricks and Tips Multi Window

Best Diet Tips Of The Month

Best Diet Tips Of The Month

MetroTechs | Tech Support, Website Design, Search Engine Optimization, Website Hosting | Arlington TX.

MetroTechs | Tech Support, Website Design, Search Engine Optimization, Website Hosting | Arlington TX.
101 LinkedIn Tips, Tricks and Strategies For Success (via www.thesalesexperts.com)

101 LinkedIn Tips If you want to build your business and your career then these 101 LinkedIn tips must be part of the mix! With more than 170 million professionals worldwide and 3 million in London alone LinkedIn is the best place to start! Recent design changes have hidden many of the features that…

Business Success: detach emotionally from the business and think about it objectively | Robin Dickinson

Business Success: detach emotionally from the business and think about it objectively | Robin Dickinson

Sia's ฿itcoin Primer: Everything you need to know to want to know more. (with image, tweet) · siaabd · Storify

Sia's ฿itcoin Primer: Everything you need to know to want to know more. (with image, tweet) · siaabd · Storify

MaxCDN Giveaway: 15 Free 1TB Accounts For Bit Rebels Readers

MaxCDN Giveaway: 15 Free 1TB Accounts For Bit Rebels Readers

Why you have to wait longer for SEO Results?

Why you have to wait longer for SEO Results?

Match Preview: Paris Saint-Germain vs FC Barcelona (Champions League quarter-final 1st leg) | barçacentral on WordPress.com

Match Preview: Paris Saint-Germain vs FC Barcelona (Champions League quarter-final 1st leg) | barçacentral on WordPress.com: FC Barcelona Blog/Barça Match Reports News and Opinion in English

College Capital- FAFSA Aid and You [INFOGRAPHIC]

College Capital- FAFSA Aid and You [INFOGRAPHIC]

Ah les bonnes vieilles années / Those where the good old days #photography | Richard Blaquiere

Ah les bonnes vieilles années / Those where the good old days #photography | Richard Blaquiere

The Coming Renaissance of Social Network Analytics — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

The Coming Renaissance of Social Network Analytics — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

Amazing and Funny Pictures, Vidioes and Dialog

Amazing and Funny Pictures, Vidioes and Dialog