Thursday, February 28, 2013

Life After ‘Top Chef’ #topchef | Allie is Wired

Life After ‘Top Chef’ #topchef | Allie is Wired

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GoPro Hero3 Black Edition Review FAIL - The Chris Voss Show

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Dealing with Critics, Bailing Out Detroit and Other Small Business News | SmallBiz Counsel Daily

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Money in the Bank: Using Tax Refunds to Fuel Your Savings | American Tax and Financial Center

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Sci-Fi on the Rock Fundraiser: the Trouble with Tribbles | Indiegogo

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What You Didn’t See on the ‘Top Chef’ Finale #topchef | Allie is Wired

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Apple iWatch: A First Conceptual Look [Video]

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10 things you need to know about the Nokia Lumia 520

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Nokia Music Short Film Comp judges on how to make a great short movie – Nokia Conversations : the official Nokia blog

Nokia Music Short Film Comp judges on how to make a great short movie – Nokia Conversations : the official Nokia blog

Why Japan Has The Best Customer Service In The World [Video]

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Stars & Strikes: Bowl and Play Poker With Celebs – Tickets! | Allie is Wired

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Pre-Launch Founding Members Sign Up for OodlesBid Now Available! - OOdlesbid

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

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Firefox OS Wins A Solid List Of Serious Allies - The Chris Voss Show

Firefox OS Wins A Solid List Of Serious Allies - The Chris Voss Show

The Pikes Peak Atlas

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Cperky's Blog | Just another WordPress.com weblog

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Internet Explorer 10 for windows 7 released | CONNECTwww.com

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How to add a picture to Google Images | SEO Blog at SocialiteSOS

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GoPro Hero3 Black Edition Review FAIL - The Chris Voss Show

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How Successful Entrepreneurs Manage Their Time | Shane Barker

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10 things you need to know about the Nokia Lumia 720

10 things you need to know about the Nokia Lumia 720

Monday, February 25, 2013

The ‘six strike’ Copyright Alert System is now in place: Here’s what you need to know - The Next Web

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Mustard’s Chicago Style Hot Dogs | Long Beach Restaurants

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25 Oscar GIFs That Deserve Their Own Award

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Saturday, February 23, 2013

How to Act Like a Schoolyard Bully Using Social Media | Kim Garst – Social Media & Personal Branding Strategist Business Coach, Social Media Training, Social Media Speaker | KimGarst.com

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Rock | B Hive Radio.com

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Sunday Cowboy Silliness

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss!?" he yelled. No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! As he swung up into the saddle and started to ride out of town, the bartender ran out of the saloon and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I walked home."


Three Texans go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go. The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side and let him go. The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires."


A Cowboy's Rules for his gal:

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me.
Don't cut your hair. Ever.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask me what I'm thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, shotgun shells and saddle soap.
Shopping is not sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really. 
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's  just like every other cat.(Yeah you, Cat lady!)
Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
You have enough clothes. 
You have too many shoes.
Sometimes, I'm not thinking about you. Live with it.


The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him. "Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. "That would be the usher," Charlie explained. "Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the aisle," Charlie said. "Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued. "Pew," Charlie retorted. "Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and apologized for bonking him. Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head. Man: "What's that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?" "That you kill me first."

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?" "Don't want to be called Louise, do I .

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

Business Ethics Keynote Speaker - Chuck Gallagher - shares Straight Talk...

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Open Source in the Enterprise | Krispy's Rants

On Sale Now: Tickets for Spring 2013 OC Fashion ShowcaseOrange County Fashion Showcase 2013

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Tennis Now Q & A: Marin Cilic - Tennis Now

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Sunday, February 17, 2013

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Friday, February 15, 2013

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Win An HTC One X+ Smart Phone – Last Chance to Enter! | Allie is Wired

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Monday, February 11, 2013

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Sunday, February 10, 2013

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Peak Oil News: 2/8/13

Sunday Silliness

My two-year-old daughter, Paige, was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Paige kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.

"Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"

My wife, Lani, woke from her doze to the sound of other patients laughing.




Tips For Student Pilots
1.  Takeoffs are optional.  Landings are mandatory.
2.  If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger.  If you pull the stick back, they get smaller.
3.  Flying isn't dangerous.  Crashing is dangerous.
4.  It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.
5.  The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
6.  The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.  When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
7.  When in doubt, hold on to your altitude.  No one has ever collided with the sky.
8.  A "good" landing is one from which you can walk away.  A "great" landing is one after which they can use the plane again.
9.  Learn from the mistakes of others.  You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10.  You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11.  The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.  Large angle of arrival equals a small probability of survival -- and vice versa.
12.  Never let an airplane take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.
13.  Stay out of clouds.  The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction.
14.  Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
15.  There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
16.  You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience.  The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
17.  Keep looking around.  There's always something you've missed.
18.  If all you can see out of the windscreen is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.
19.  In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
20.  Good judgment comes from experience.  Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment.
21.  It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.
22.  There are old pilots and there are bold pilots.  There are, however, no old, bold pilots.
23.  Remember, gravity is not just a good idea.  It's the law.  And it's not subject to repeal.
24.  Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of takeoffs you've made.
25.  The three most useless things to a pilot are altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.
And a bonus tip:
Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.



Why Teachers Go Gray
These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.


One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work.  Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.
Later, that night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant.
Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.  Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.  With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.  That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.
"Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"



Battling Salons
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"

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Sunday Silliness

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.

"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descended to just a couple hundred feet, then gunned both engines, climbed, and circled back. While my heart pounded, the passenger beside me seemed calm. 

"I wonder why he didn't land," I said.

"He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed," the man said.

As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window. "It looks plowed to me," I commented.

"No," my seat mate said. "It hasn't been cleared for some time."

"How can you tell?" I asked.

"Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives the plow."


One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.

Tim and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.

The thief then went through Tim's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 25 cents.

The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.

"Was that all you wanted?" Tim replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in my shoe!"



After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."


One Sunday school teacher believed in dramatizing Bible morals with stories that could have specific modern applications. So the teacher said to the class of young boys, “Forgiveness is always a virtue. Could you, for example, forgive another boy if he had hit you with his fist?”

The class gave serious thought to so grave a matter, and finally one smallish lad said, “Yes sir, I could if he was bigger than me.”

Minister: Do you know what's in the Bible?

Little Girl: Yes. I think I know everything that's in it.

Minister: You do? Tell me.

Little Girl: OK. There's a picture of my brother's girlfriend, a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my curls, and a Domino's coupon.




Saturday, February 2, 2013

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