Sunday, March 31, 2013

some more leads with our wordpress blog

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“… All The Way Home” | Green Tech Chicago

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Un petit peu de verdure en attendant l’été / A little bit of green before summer time #photography | Richard Blaquiere

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Sunday Silliness

I'm writing to inform you of an initiative we are working on through our KIDS HOPE USA program. Statistics tell us that children who don't have level-appropriate books at home to read during the summer tend to lose ground during those months. We want to do something to help our KIDS HOPE mentees stay strong all summer with books that are both interesting and appropriate for the level they're reading. 

And this is where you come in. We have compiled a list of the books recommended by the reading specialist, and we're looking for classes, groups or individuals to purchase or underwrite some of these books. The way it would work is that a class would commit to buying one or more books for a grade level of students in the KIDS hope mentoring program. That would be roughly 20-30 copies (enough for the kids in that grade) of a book you choose from our list, which could be purchased by you in bulk, or which we would be glad to order if you can commit the funds. If you're able, please take a look at the flyer I'm attaching.

We are hoping each of you would give one of us the opportunity to stop by your class on April 7 for 2-5 minutes to share briefly about this initiative and answer any questions. If you're open to a visit, please reply to me and let me know what room your class meets in and what time would be best for someone to visit for a couple minutes.

Thank you for your time. 
Blessings,
Erica Stark
estark@stlukesmethodist.org
713-357-4471


In November 1919, shortly after Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by observations made from the island of Principe during an eclipse, Sir Arthur Eddington, an early advocate of relativity, was approached by Ludwig Silberstein at a joint meeting of the Royal Society and the Royal Astronomical Society.

"Professor Eddington," Silberstein declared, "you must be one of three persons in the world who understands general relativity."

When Eddington demurred, Silberstein continued, "Don't be modest, Eddington."

"On the contrary," Eddington replied. "I am trying to think who the third person might be."


Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent.

Later in the evening, the family gathered in the living room to wait while Betty tried on the dress. When Betty entered the room, there was a chorus of approval. The dress fit perfectly and looked wonderful on her.

Tears ran down the face of Betty's mother.

Seeing this, Betty said, "Don't worry Mom, you're not losing a daughter, your gaining a son."

"Forget about that!" Mom said with a sob...."I used to fit into that dress!"


A little boy always went next door to play even though his mom had warned him against doing so. This worried his mom so badly that she asked him why he was so disobedient.

He replied that Satan tempted him so bad that he couldn't resist.

His mom then advised him to say 'get behind me Satan' whenever he was tempted. She then built a fence around the house.

This worked for a week, then one sunny afternoon his mom looked out the window, and saw her son out playing on the neighbors lawn after making a hole in the fence.

"Johnny", she yelled, "come here!" She then said "did I not tell you to say 'get behind me Satan' whenever he tempted you?"

"Yes", the boy replied, "I said, 'get behind me Satan', then he went behind me and pushed me through the hole in the fence."


The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried.

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the world," he said. "Surely there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."



God greets Mother Teresa at the Pearly Gates. "Thou art hungry, Mother Teresa?" asks God.

"I could eat," Mother Teresa replies. So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread, and they share it.

While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and fine wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, Mother Teresa remains quiet.

The next day God again invites Mother Teresa to join him for a meal. Again, it is tuna and rye bread. Once again looking down, Mother Teresa can see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates. Still Mother Teresa says nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrives, and another can of tuna is opened. Mother Teresa can contain herself no longer. Meekly, she says: "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in Heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! Forgive me, O God, but I just don't understand..."

God sighs. "Oy, let's be honest, Mother Teresa," God says. "For just two people, does it pay to cook?"


A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The taxi jumped the curb, demolished a lamp post and came to a stop inches from a shop window.

The startled passenger said, "I sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just wanted to ask you something."

The Taxi driver said, "It's not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab driver....I've been driving a hearse for the past 20 years!"


Uncle Leroy got a job down at the Broom Factory.

On his first day the straw boss (Floor supervisor)calls ol' Leroy into his little office and says, "You the new man huh? What is yer name?"

Leroy replied "Leroy"

The straw boss says "I don't call anyone by first names. It breeds familiarity and that leads to breakdown in my Authority. I refer to all employees by last names; Now what is Your Last Name!"

Leroy sort of smiles and says, "Its Darling - Leroy Darling!

The Straw Boss said "Now Leroy the next thing........"



Why did the Easter bunny bang his head on the piano?
– He was playing by ear.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
– He was having a bad hare day.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
– Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
– He was a little chicken.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

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Monday, March 25, 2013

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Sunday, March 24, 2013

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Meirc

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Jomirife Tech Blog: The History of the Internet (1969-2012)

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Saturday, March 23, 2013

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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament."Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad."
A few days later he received a letter from his son…
"Dear Dad, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie."
At 4:00 AM the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie."
Finding Jesus
An old Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, hereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!" The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?" The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!" By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


A reporter was interviewing an 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”

In his Sunday sermon, the minister used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After the sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued the congregation for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This received a response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for fifteen more minutes and repeated his question. All responded except one elderly gentleman in the rear. "Mr. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," the old fellow replied.

"Mr. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-six."

"Mr. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a man can live to be ninety-six and not have an enemy in the world."

The old man teetered down the aisle, slowly turned to face the congregation, and said, "I just outlived all the rascals."



I was visiting friends yesterday and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. They teased me about being old school, handed me an iPad, and said use this. They were so right. That roach never had any idea what hit it! Modern technology is grand!

Flower puns for Spring:

What does one call a country where people only drive pink cars? A pink carnation!

What did the doctor say after she gave her patient a shot? I hope thistle make you feel better!

How did the dictator gain control? He rose to power!

How did the dieter avoid eating the donuts? She kept her tulips together!

What does the letter A have in common with a flower? Both are followed by bees!







SEO vs Social Media: Attracting Visitors

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Friday, March 22, 2013

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

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Monday, March 18, 2013

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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Sunday Sillies

Cowboys have long seem to have computer logic 150 years before semi-conductors were invented. One can find these modern terms in the notes taken during trail drives and taming the wild west:

Log On:...... building camp fire around the chuckwagon.
Log Off:.......removing the log as it was time to move down the trail.
Monitor:.......Keepin' an eye out on the cattle
Download:....Taking the bullets out of your six shooter often shoot'em at something
Up Load reload: Putting a fresh bullet make into the revolver
Mega Hertz:... That pain you feel landing on your bottom breakin' horses.
Hard Drive:.......Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt:........Getting some where on time.
Windows:......What you shut when it's below 15 below zero.
Screen:........What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte:............What them darn mosquitoes, rattlesnakes and flies do.
Chip:............What you never want to step in.
Backup........ What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code... Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
Bug............. Something you got when sick
Cache .........Needed to pay the bartender at the end of trail drive
Crash......... What you did wrestling steers to brand
Digital...........The art of counting on your fingers
Hacker..........What you got after smoking 40 years
Hardcopy......Wanted Poster at the Sheriff's office
Keyboard......Where the Sheriff kept the keys to the jail cell
Modem..........What ya do when the grass gets too high
Online...........Keeping the herd moving in one direction
ROM.............What you drank when there was no Whiskey
Superconductor....Them guys asking Tickets please on the Iron Horse
SCSI..............What you call your week-old underwear
Micro Chip:....What was left of the corn biscuits after breakfast
Dot Matrix:.....Fancy trick shooter at that county fair.
Lap Top:........Where the little kids sat while you told them stories about the trail.
Software: .......Puttin some cotton on as wool was itchy
Mouse:...........Darn critter eating the grain
Main Frame:...that's what held up the barn roof.
Port:................Some Fancy wine.
Enter:..............C'mon in.
Twitter............Them birds singing from the brush
Facebook.......Sheriff's book of wanted posters
Myspace.........three feet around you in the bar.

Yep, cowboys had computer logic long before computers and since the fire is gett'n little warm, I'm logging off.


*Mind Games for Dogs*

1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!

Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime.

2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)

3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.

4. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.

5. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.

6. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.

7. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).

8. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.


Cat's guide to caring for your human.*

Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human house trained in no time.

CLEANLINESS: For some reasons, humans seem to enjoy immersing themselves in running water. Attempts to get humans to lick themselves clean have proven interesting, if unproductive.

COMMUNICATION: Humans are unable to speak a proper language. Therefore, you should communicate a point loudly, repeatedly, and if at all possible, at about three in the morning. Any attempts at human-to-cat communication can be dealt with by simply ignoring it until it stops.

FEEDING: Morning feeding should start promptly when your human is fast asleep, preferably three or four minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off. Recommended methods of waking your human include: sitting on its face, screaming in its ear, and biting its hair.

MATING: Human mating behavior is fascinating. Unfortunately, humans tend to get easily spooked by prolonged study of courtship rituals, and resort to shoe-throwing behavior.

TOILET TRAINING: A human's natural tendency is to not change your litter box. Although experts in human behavior believe it can be attributed to the "laziness reflex," this can be easily corrected through what is called "shoe therapy." Just remember that a human shoe looks a lot like a human toilet, and you should be fine.

Following these simple tips is the first step towards a long and productive cat/human relationship.


A Texan's Guide to Life
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacca.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


Investment Definitions:
STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

BROKER: The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions.
Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".

BEAR: What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.

BULL: What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.

SHORT POSITION: A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir? Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").

and my favorite...

COMMISSION: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.


A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd.

The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.

"It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."

She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says 'Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer'."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and says with her last dollar. "I'd like to send one word, please."

"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable," replies the brunette.

The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."


A mother called her son one Sunday morning, to get out of bed and get ready for Church.

He replied "I'm not going."

His mother said "Yes you are going, so get out of that bed!"

The son replied "Give me ONE good reason why I should go."

The Mother said, "I'll give you THREE good reasons...

1. I'm your mother, and I say you're going.

2. You're 40 years old, so old enough to know better.

3. You're the Pastor, so you need to be there."



This has got to be mathematically impossible

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The Basics of Article Marketing - How To Write An Article

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Friday, March 15, 2013

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How to Help Others in the Virtual World

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Keyboard Shortcuts For Twitter | Shrushti - SEO Blog

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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Facebook’s NEWsfeed – How to Optimize the New Look for Your Business

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The Current Capacity of WordPress – infographic

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Women's History Month: Patricia Era Bath | Broadcasting Sunny

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3 Things You Need to Know Before Contacting a SEO Company | SEO Articles

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Sideshow 2013 Full-Length Fundraiser by Dan Schmiedel — Kickstarter

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What Is the Cloud?

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Lloyd K. Barnes Photography » Night Photography

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The Mobile Enterprise | VMware Accelerate - VMware Blogs

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Internet Marketing and Social Media

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Support Slave Free Chocolate

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Your Introduction to Exploring the World of Chocolate

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Why Companies (And Employees) Should Keep A Copy Of Their Social Media Interactions | SocialSafe Blog

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Chocolate Brain

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Andrew Mason's Groupon Farewell Memo on @RapGenius @FounderCode

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The Great Cat Rescue: Part Four.

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Meet Jack Tompkins: the Nokia x Burton comp filmmaker finalist

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In Fitness and in Health: Endurance training when sick

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Harvey Wildlife Photography: Day Three: Bears and Wolves

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Sunday Silliness

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.
For fifty years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important.
Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents. "My mother gave me that box the day we married," she explained.
"She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."
Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at him twice.
"What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.
"Oh, that's the money I made selling the doilies."


Tom, a buddy of mine, is a recently divorced police officer and new to the dating scene. He was telling me about a recent date. He was thrilled but slightly intimidated to be dating a lovely woman with a young daughter.
Tom didn't have any experience with parenting and was worried about messing up. One evening, as he was putting her into her safety seat the little girl shocked him by asking, "Do you and mommy kiss?"
Stalling for time, he looked to her mother for clues, then stammered, "Uh, well, uh, why do you ask, honey?" to which the little angel replied, with her nose crinkled in disgust, "Mommy and BOB do!"


A 10-year old boy named Freddie wanted to be Joseph in the Sunday School pageant. Instead the teacher cast Freddie as the landlord. Freddie objected loudly, but to no avail.
When the pageant was presented, Mary and Joseph knocked on the door and asked Freddie if he had a room for them at the Inn in Bethlehem.
Freddie with a touch of revenge in his little heart smiled and said, "Sure -- lots of room. Come on in!"


Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Todd replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Todd interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
In a related note, Todd is feeling much better and and expects to be released from the hospital soon.


A wise kindergarten schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school:
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home."


A friend of mine was taking her 5 year old son to McDonald's one afternoon. They passed a car accident. She explained that usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."
From the back seat she heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
Thankfully that didn't cause a second wreck!


On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. 
The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered. "Are we stuck together forever?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard to the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"


Walking through the hallways at the middle school, an experienced teacher saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
She heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, she tried to offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" she asked as she put her hand on his shoulder. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."

The Art of Asking Questions

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Why The Term Social CRM Is Just STUPID! - StumbleUpon

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101 LinkedIn Tips, Tricks and Strategies For Success (via www.thesalesexperts.com)

101 LinkedIn Tips If you want to build your business and your career then these 101 LinkedIn tips must be part of the mix! With more than 170 million professionals worldwide and 3 million in London alone LinkedIn is the best place to start! Recent design changes have hidden many of the features that…

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Things to do in Kanchanaburi

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Friday, March 8, 2013

Neil Pearce - Customer focused Technology Leadership - CIO - IT Director - Neil Pearce

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Facebook news feed redesign may be better for everyone except businesses | Techi.com

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Vegetables And Fruits Will Taste Like Candy One Day

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Samsung to Announce Galaxy S4 on March 14th — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

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How Facebook's Empire Of Opacity Is Hiding Posts You Want To See - Forbes

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Addictive Personalities | Live Broader

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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Get At Least 6 Ounces Of Healthy Eating Every Week

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Will The Next Pontiff Be A Social Media Pope?

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How to Create Awesome Images for Facebook with Pinto

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Why Is Time Management Important | Live Broader

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10 hiring practices that you might be doing to annoy the job seeker (via blog.resumebear.com)

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How Trustworthy is That Employee You Just Hired? (via blog.resumebear.com)

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SEO or PPC Confuse? Does your client confuse about SEO and PPC? | Shrushti - SEO Blog

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

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Ultimate Food Feeder Gaming Helmet Now Unveiled

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The need for absorption | Stevo's Blog

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Why Blogging is Incredibly Awesome

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Why Is Time Management Important | Live Broader

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10 quotes you should read about the Nokia Lumia 520 and Nokia Lumia 720

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Monday, March 4, 2013

5 Tips On Public Speaking In 5 Days - Know Your Info!

The Alzheimer's Hamster Within YOU | Alzheimer's Reading Room

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Facebook Tests Timeline Redesign In New Zealand, Here's What It Looks Like – ReadWrite

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The Threat to Republicans - NationalJournal.com

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Harlem Shake Shakes Up The YouTube Monetization Model

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Tech Startups Can Get Social CRM Nimble Free for One Year — Firmology | Small Business Innovation

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Not Your Ordinary Recipes Food Blogger | voiceBoks - The Voice of Parenthood

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Is Your Website Optimized for Mobile Visitors? – infographic

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Sunday, March 3, 2013

5 Key Metrics for Your Lean Startup | Shane Barker

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Harvey Wildlife Photography: Polar Bears- Slow 2012; Amazing start to 2013!

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Sunday Stories


Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse.
But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing.
Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.
Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.
As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is trusting that she will not lead him astray.
Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need.
Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by God and those whom he places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see God.

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom. 

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.  Welcome to Flight Number 254, nonstop from Louisville to Miami.  The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight.  So just sit back and relax - OH NOOOOOOOO!"

Silence followed for several minutes. 

Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare.  While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap.  You should see the front of my pants!"

Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him, "That's nothing!  He should see the back of mine!"


Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker.
I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" I asked.  "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker."


Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.
The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.


Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law.
"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir," replied Jake, "I'm sure I am."
"Think carefully now," said Gina's father.
"There are twelve of us..."


I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.  After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car.  He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.  Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap.  He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.
And this one's even better because it locks..."